(teleports to 13th century europe) Nobody on their phones. What a beautiful sight :) (peasant beside me cherishes his last gasp of amazement at my clean ass jordans as he dies of common fever)
we’re literally floating on a tiny planet in fucking space why are we surrounded by hatred and misery. why can’t everyone just calm the fuck down and lay on some grass. the sun is a GIANT BURNING ORB why does money exist. fuck everything
TOM NOOK IS NOT A THIEF YOU CAME INTO TOWN PENNILESS AND HE HELPED YOU WITH A JOB AND LET YOU TAKE YOUR TIME WITH PAYING OFF YOUR HOUSE WITH NO ADDED INTEREST THE TANOOKI IS A SAINT